laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

oh-mrs-o:

did-you-kno:

Source

*SALUTES* 

shibasquad:

*finishes 3 hour long movie*

who am i

sottovoce375:

OMG I hate it when I run over flowers in Animal Crossing and wreck them!

haletoncrossing:

(◡‿◡✿) Got some new stationary

(◕‿◕✿) Wrote some passive-aggressive letters to my citizens

parisjemm:

a relationship is like a house

if a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

unless that house is a lying whore

then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

castiel-the-consulting-angel:

youreakingnotapawn:

leonhesreallycool:

rockpikmin:

leonhesreallycool:

DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES

I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT

would you say that it makes your eyes scream

you fucking didn’t

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

trustyourtennant:

i never thought i would get so emotional for a pair of feet

newfluffytown:

lonelywhiteasian:

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

krillmurray:

onemorefandom:

are we all just not going to address the fact that moss from the it crowd was basically a human embodiment of tumblr

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